THIS!

From I Should Be Laughing:

_____ says that he wants his name on coronavirus relief checks going out to every American as part of the $2 trillion stimulus package intended to boost the economy even though a civil servant—the disbursing officer for the payment center—would normally sign federal checks.

Why?

Well, while signing the bill into law in the Oval Office last week—with only Republicans on hand, mind you—IMPOTUS was said to be in awe at the price tag attached to the legislation:

"I never signed anything with a T on it."

Trump, who has faced criticism recently for his bumbling of the pandemic, and his view that it'll be over soon, predicted a 'rebound like we have never seen before' by the end of the year.

The end of the year? But you said Easter! You said when the weather got warmer. You said it was no big deal.

I don't want your name on a fucking check, I want your name at the bottom of a letter that says:

"I resign."

2 Replies to “THIS!”

  1. I guess no one told him that by the end of the year he's going to be out of a job and we'll have a new president.

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