I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent, so I went to write out a shopping list and realized how disorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full, but before I could take it out I wanted to get rid of all the old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from the 1990s and not doing laundry.
I woke this morning to Robbie Williams playing at angelic volume in my head.