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One of my best friends in high school had one of these. It was an amazing deck.

The Arizona Supreme Court Ruling Just Upended Everything. Here's What Happens Now.

From The Palmer Report:

One of the more perverse aspects of politics is that the odds of the good guys winning go up whenever the bad guys do something evil that harms people. If you're the good guys, you certainly don't root for the bad guys to do harmful things. But when it does happen, you do have to take advantage of it. We've seen perhaps no better example of this than the saga of abortion rights this week.

It started when Donald Trump (or whoever is making his campaign decisions while he sits home in an increasingly confused haze) tried to pivot a bit toward the middle on abortion. Presidential candidates are supposed to pivot toward the middle on something heading into the general election, in the hope of picking up votes in the middle while retaining their own base.

As Trump found out the hard way, abortion is not an issue you can pivot on. All he did was alienate far right evangelical voters (who may indeed stay home on election day if they think he's unwilling to keep going to bat for the "pro life" side), while failing to pick up any votes in the middle. If you think abortion is an important part of women's basic rights, you're not going to suddenly vote for a Republican just because he's become a little softer on the issue.

Then yesterday, we found out why Trump and his campaign were suddenly trying so hard to pivot on abortion. The Republican-controlled Arizona Supreme Court ruled that because a law from 1864 banning abortion was still on the books and was never technically repealed after Roe v. Wade, abortion is now outlawed in Arizona.

Wow. Just wow. Could this be any more on the nose? Republicans are literally announcing that we're returning to nineteenth century law when it comes to women's rights. This Arizona anti-abortion law was passed in a decade when there were still slaves. That's how mind bogglingly screwed up this is. Whatever the definition of insanity is, this qualifies.

This obviously creates an instant women's health crisis in Arizona. We've already seen the stories out of Texas. We know what's coming. When these kinds of rights are obliterated, women will die in the process. Other women will be forced to flee Arizona, as if it's some third world hellhole, in order to get medical care in neighboring places like California. What a sick joke.

You have to figure that Trump's people were tipped off, or had a strong sense, that thi Arizona Supreme Court ruling was about to happen. It's why the Trump campaign panicked and tried to distance itself from this debacle before it happened. But if anything, Trump's people only made it worse for him. They had Trump announce that it should be left to the states, and then a state immediately announced that women's rights will now be defined by nineteenth century law. This depraved ruling proves precisely why these things can't be left up to the states. This is why we have a federal government, and right now everyone is seeing it.

What's even more surreal is that the people of Arizona just finished electing a Democratic Governor, Democratic Attorney General, and Democratic Senator a year and a half ago, all of whom are staunchly pro-choice. It couldn't be any more clear that the will of the people of Arizona is being trampled by a handful of religious psychos on a state Supreme Court.

This is going to drive Arizona voters to the polls in overwhelming, record setting fashion in November. President Biden will likely carry the state again. Democratic candidate Ruben Gallego will likely win the Senate race. The most competitive House races in Arizona, such as AZ-01 and AZ-06, will now likely flip to the Democrats.

People in other states will also look at the Arizona debacle and decide to turn out and vote Democrat as well. This is likely to boost Democratic turnout in every swing state, where voters now have to worry that a handful of deranged extremists will take away their most basic rights.

This Arizona development is so on the nose, it may also boost Democratic turnout in blue states. While abortion rights voters turned out in droves in swing states in 2022, that same surge didn't happen in safely blue states like California and New York, where abortion rights aren't in any real danger. That lack of turnout in blue states is why the Democrats weren't quite able to win the House majority in 2022. But it could be a different story in 2024.

And yet there's no escaping the nasty reality that this Arizona ruling is a tragedy. Innocent Americans are going to be harmed by it. We're talking about women's rights literally being governed by backwards laws that were written in the same decade as the Civil War. This is the kind of heartbreaking catastrophe that's only supposed to happen in other countries, or so we tell ourselves.

That said, this Arizona catastrophe has indeed happened. These extremist scumbags have made their choice. And now our only choice is to take advantage of their villainy, putting in the kind of work required to win in November. Republicans are trying to hand us a victory, but elections don't win themselves. We have to turn off the TV and get out there and phone bank, volunteer, and raise awareness for the most competitive races and states.

The good news is we can get started in Arizona right now. The 2024 Senate race in Arizona is between strong Democratic candidate Ruben Gallego and scandalous Republican candidate Kari Lake. Gallego is the slight favorite, but don't just assume we're going to win this. Statewide elections in Arizona are always close these days, and that may continue to be the case even with this abortion ruling. So now – right now, today – is the time to get behind Gallego. Donate or sign up for more information on his official website.

The two House seats that are in play in Arizona are AZ-01 and AZ-06. They're both currently occupied by Republicans. Even before this abortion ruling, they both had about a 50-50 chance of flipping. Now we need to take advantage of this. The primary voting in Arizona isn't until August, so we don't have official Democratic candidates yet. But now is a good time to follow Democratic candidates like Andrei Cherny (AZ-01) and Kirsten Engel (AZ-06).

Keep in mind that with a horrific ruling like this, all we can do is try to turn it into wins for our side, so we can get the right people in there who can work to undo the damage. If we don't take advantage of this politically, and if we don't use it to win the election, then things will only get even worse. So let's go win. This ruling is a startling reminder that elections aren't won by staring at our TV in fear. They're won by rolling up our sleeves and smartly putting in the work. Let's go win this and get revenge on these sick bastards while protecting women's rights at the same time.

What Am I Even Doing Here?

I dreamt last night that I'd changed jobs.

I went to work for some pretentious architectural firm downtown; not in a production capacity, but rather as their (only) network and computer support person.

And when I say pretentious, I mean pretentious: Cavernous rooms ala Dennis Villeneuve DUNE, replete with stone walls and minimal outside light, except for the conference rooms and executive offices that were on the outer perimeter of the building.

For some reason I arrived carrying only a pair of ironing boards, which I was directed to store under the owner's desk. "Under his desk?" I asked. "Yes, just put all your stuff under there for storage."

And it only got weirder from that point on. No one really introduced themselves, and I knew only a couple of people from my initial interview who seemed uninterested in helping me get settled. While I was hired for computer support, as I walked around the office, what struck me was that there were no computers—or for that matter, drafting desks—anywhere. I finally decided to just find a place to sit down and wait until someone came for me and direct me to my desk. Then I realized I'd left my backpack and laptop at home, so I couldn't even log on the company's internet.

That wouldn't have mattered, because as the morning drew on (for some reason it felt like it was only 8 am) every conference room and every available chair was filled with someone busy doing something.

I finally cornered someone (portrayed by Quinta Brunson from Abbot Elementary—albeit with bright, hot pink hair) who reluctantly showed me around the office and the immeidate neighborhood. Ooh! There was a Starbucks on the opposite side of the block the office occupied. Noted. Also some kind of bakery/pastry shop. Also noted. I lost her as we were walking back to the office, and as I made my way back inside I kept thinking, "Why am I even here? I'm retiring in 9 months!" Thankfully I was rescued from this frustrating nightmare by my alarm going off…

Quote Of The Day

If SCOTUS gives presidents full immunity then Biden can execute Trump and then go for ice cream…How ridiculous that the Supreme Court is spending even five minutes digesting Trump's idiotic premise. ~ Buddy Winston