Creating a Password

cabbage
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
boiled cabbage
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1 boiled cabbage
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50fuckingboiledcabbages
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
50FUCKINGboiledcabbages
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50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss,IfYouDon'tGiveMe
AccessImmediately
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbages
ShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediately

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