Shower Thoughts

In as little as 5-10 years we're going to have people running for office whose every teenage mistake has been meticulously preserved on social media.

Shower Thoughts

When you die, it is entirely plausible that "you" will wake up, take off your high tech VR gear, and say "Wow, that game sucked!"

Shower Thoughts

The numbers in today's date (6/12/18) are all consecutive multiples of the first number in the series. This won't happen again until 7/14/21, 8/16/24, 9/18/27, 10/20/30, 11/22/33, and finally 12/24/36.

Shower Thoughts

With so many veterans experiencing PTSD, Memorial Day is probably not the best holiday to celebrate with fireworks.

Shower Thoughts

The "employees must wash hands before returning to work" signs in bathrooms are probably more to reassure the customers than to remind the employees.

Shower Thoughts

In a sexual situation, both "you're so good" and "you're so bad" are perfectly valid compliments.

Shower Thoughts

Having kids is a lot like having dogs. Everyone else's are tidy, smart and well-behaved and you're just happy yours didn't shit on the floor today.

Shower Thoughts

The early 21st century is going to be noted for the sheer number of videos that were exchanged of men masturbating on camera.