No Spring For You!

While I know certain people are going to laugh and call me a wimp when they read this, but after having gone through two winters in Colorado, I now know why many more people move to Arizona instead of from there in spite of the batshit crazy political climate.

Last year the final snow of the season occurred in February and we had a delightful spring. "That wasn't so bad," I thought. It corresponded in an inverse way to roughly the same length of time you can be expected to run your air conditioning in Arizona. This year, however, it seems the fucking white shit just won't go away. "Oh, we usually get our craziest weather in March through May."

Really? May? Seriously?

So essentially what I'm being told is that if we're lucky, we'll get four months this year when it doesn't snow at some point.

My sister is tired of hearing me complain about it. "Well, you did move to Colorado."

My dad was big into astrology (an understatement if there ever was one), and before Ben and I moved he printed out and gave me an astrological "relocation report."

I never read it, preferring instead to discover life in Denver without any preconceived notions, but at this point I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it read, "You'll hate it."

 

2 Replies to “No Spring For You!”

  1. Gather you are getting more snow today!
    On this day, taxes are tough enough for many, but does the weather also have to be taxing?
    Tried to email you, can't find a current addy.
    Send me one if you would.

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