…on this, the anniversary of having personally completed one more orbit about the sun, to announce: Life is weird.
As if you hadn't figured that out on your own already.
While my life bears absolutely no resemblance to what I imagined it would be when I was younger, I'm not complaining, because along with the unexpected unpleasant stuff, sometimes it also brings insanely wonderful things I could never have imagined—like my Ben.
Birthday greetings from Sherman Oaks!
Happy Birthday!!
Congratulations on completing another lap… now get going on the next.
Move it! Move it! Move it! Pick up those knees! Pick 'em up! No wait – nevermind.