Like I was overdue.
Am I the only one who finds the recent resurgence of animated gifs (thanks in no small part to Tumblr) horrific? Especially when applied to porn?
I thought this format rightfully died and went to cyber hell in the 90s. I don't mind it in small does (I've posted some on this blog), but now it seems it's everywhere, 24/7 all day every day!
STOP IT.
And while we're on the subject of porn, why does so much gay porn remind me more of a gymnastics competition than sex?
Another pet peeve (and it's not just limited to porn) is the overexposed effect:
I look at this and think, "Someone doesn't know how to use a camera," and "That would've been an awesome shot. Too bad he fucked it up."
And don't even get me started on bareback porn. Seriously guys? Have you not learned anything in the last 30 years? Or do you stupid, irresponsible, selfish fucks (and I'm referring to the producers and actors in this crap) just have a death wish?
Maybe I'm just getting old and cranky.
"You there! GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!"
But there are some AWESOME animated Doctor Who gifs out there!
Now as for as the animated porn gifs, I'm not a fan. They clog up my reader, and take a longer time to download. This is what happens when people have "unlimited" downloading speeds.
I wonder if the gymnastics are a result of needing better camera angles?
I must admit, I do like some of the "athletic porn." My favorite thing to yell is "get the hell off my back porch" to the ankle biters in my neighborhood.
No, I tend to agree and I'm far from "old," although "cranky" might apply. 🙂
I have a rule of not starring (adding to favorites, returning to later, etc) any animated porn pictures, even if I kind of like the guys involved.
We've all seen, and many of us done, the most standard sexual positions, so all that's left is infusing other elements into into. That's where gymnastics competitions come in. Eventually they'll get to other things too. 😉
I dislike all of the photo effects, including black & white. It destroys the integrity of the photo, takes away elements that I would have normally enjoyed, and just makes it seem "meh."
Bareback porn is my guilty pleasure, and sadly it's also often the porn with the best guys or poses. I try not to endorse it, though, and don't share/favorite/like any of it. While I enjoy watching it, and imagining it, I would never consider doing it again myself. In the past I've only done it with guys I was in a serious relationship with that I felt I could trust. But given my relationship dynamics now and in the future it's not going to happen again. *shrug* Oh well.
PS: Another pet peeve of mine is the use of the word "breeding" by gays (in the context of bareback sex). I also dislike it when a gay person calls straight people "breeders". I find both to be very derogatory terms.
Gymnastics?? I am waiting for the Cirque du Soleil sex acts. That will be some real fucked up shit. We are at our "beach shack" this weekend. I will yell at the surfers to "get the hell of my beach" for you, no lawn.