The "I'm Getting Old" Starter Pack

  • "This is way too sweet."
  • "They're remaking that movie already?"
  • "My back/knee hurts."
  • "Wait, people get mad about that now?"
  • "I can't eat that, it's gonna fuck my stomach up."
  • "Hold on let me check my calendar first"
  • **turns on the radio** [groans]

3 Replies to “The "I'm Getting Old" Starter Pack”

  1. Time to start getting used to it. Wait till 60 rolls around… I totally understand why people say getting old sucks.

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