The Bustle in Your Hedgerow
Scott, this letter is from the future. Buy Apple stock, and by all means necessary stop voting republican.
P.S. Your son is gay, and will sleep his way up and down. I-95. Buy him some damn condoms.
As Mark reads his letter he thinks, “There’s gotta be a faster and easier way to hook up.”
“Yeah, I don’t have syphilis this time!”
“Let me play with your hose tonight after your wife goes to sleep.”
“Oh, shit! The water bill again.”
“dear john, it’s not you, it’s me”.
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