- "This is way too sweet."
- "They're remaking that movie already?"
- "My back hurts."
- "Wait…people get mad about that now?"
- "I can't eat that, it's gonna fuck my stomach up."
- "Hold on let me check my calendar first."
- "I need to buy a bigger pill box."
- Turns on radio. [groans]
Feel free to add your own in the comments!
I was just reading in AARP magazine…
Your nephew is how old?! Last time I saw him he was 8.
The group of people who know where they were when
JFK was assassinated is getting smaller; and the group of
kids saying Who was JFK? is growing quickly.
mwg
Where did I leave that?
When I was a kid we didn't have ______.