Trust Me

Trust me, I'm the man that will probably land you in the most danger you have ever experienced, ever. This may include: extermination, deletion, the loss of your daughter, your daughter melting, and you falling hopelessly in love with me and me not reciprocating.  In addition, if  you're named Rory you'll probably die seven or so times, I'll steal your girlfriend, you'll turn gay for me, your planet will explode, you'll turn into adipose, you'll crash into the sun, you'll get killed by Kryptonites while I reference Harry Potter, and you'll basically have to run fucking everywhere. So yeah…you can totally trust me. Even if you don't you'll probably be drawn in by your curiosity to find my eyebrows or by an inexplicable desire to fuck me.

And you won't regret a moment of it.

4 Replies to “Trust Me”

    1. Don't we all?

      And you know, in the vastness of this universe, something exactly like the Doctor and the Tardis exists…somewhere.

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