Regurgitating a Meme

Funny how so many of my answers have changed from the last time I did this.

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? The driver's side floor mat and the windshield sun screen.
2. When was the last time you threw up? Too many years ago to remember.
3. What's your favorite curse word? Jeeezus Christ!
4. Name 3 people who made you smile today. Ben. He's the only person I've really had any real interaction with.
5. What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning? Trying in vain to go back to sleep.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? At Walgreens picking up some stuff.
7. Have you ever been to a strip club? No.
8. What is the last thing you said aloud? Black tea…and a chocolate chip muffin, please.
9. What is the best ice cream flavor? I really don't eat ice cream much anymore.
10. What was the last thing you had to drink? See #8 above.
11. What are you wearing right now? My "Incredibelchers" T-shirt and jeans.
12. What was the last thing you ate? See #8 above.
13. Have you bought any new clothes this week? No.
14. Where were you last? See #6 above.
15. What's the last sporting event you watched? Sporting event? Hahaha!
16. Who won? See #15.
17. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message to? John.
18. Ever go camping? Only when I was a child.
19. What song are you listening to? Something being played by an awful live band at the coffee house. And I wouldn't call it listening; it's more like trying desperately to ignore.
20. Do you drink your soda from a straw? Don't drink soda.
21. What did your last text message say? Maybe you'll share?
22. Who're your best friends? I don't have any friends who stand out more than others. They're all my best friends.
23. What are you doing tomorrow? Starting a new job.
24. Where is your mom right now? Her ashes are in an underground vault in Appleton, Wiscosin.
25. Look to your right, what do you see? Ben working on his laptop.
26. What color is your watch? Don't wear a watch.
27. What do you think of when you think of Australia? The old Bear Scans Brisbane website and the two owners who "visited" me in San Francisco.
28. Ever ridden on a roller coaster? Nope.
29. Do you go in at a fast-food place or just hit the drive through? Go in.
30. What is your favorite number? Favorite number? Are you serious?
31. Do you have a dog? Yes.
32. Last person you talked to on the phone? My recruiter.
33. Have you met anyone famous? No, but I swear to the FSM that Mark Hamill once flirted with me on the F-Train in SF.
34. Any plans today? Grocery shopping, dinner with Ben and one of Ben's colleagues.
35. How many states have you lived in? 3.
36. Ever go to college? Yes.
37. Where are you right now? In a state of disbelief that I'm actually doing this. Physically? Copperstar Coffee.
38. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? See #19 above.
39. Are you in love with someone right now? Yes, and for the last seven wonderful years.
40. Are you allergic to anything? Lotsa stuff.
41. Favorite pair of shoes? No.
42. Are you jealous of anyone? No
43. Is anyone jealous of you? Not that I know of…
44. Do any of your friends have children? Yes, but seriously…who the fuck cares?
45. Do you eat healthy? I try. Except when I don't.
46. What do you usually do during the day? The last six months have been spent online looking for work/blogging/goofing off, watching television, listening to music, playing with the dogs, mopping up dog pee, and running errands. Occasionally I get out to make photos.
47. Do you hate anyone right now? Hate is such a strong word, but the Donald Trump comes to mind.
48. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? I prefer "hi" or "hey."
49. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? No doubt older than you.
50. Have you ever been to Six Flags? No.
51. How did you get one of your scars (if you have any)? The one on my leg is from ripping my thigh open with a staple on an upholstered rocking chair as a kid. The crater over my right eyebrow is from a chicken pox blister that I picked off when I was six. The one on my left index finger resulted from attempting to use an X-acto blade incorrectly as an adult.

I'm now more convinced than ever that these things are written by pre-teen girls who own pink cell phones and whose rooms are decorated with stuffed unicorns.