Fucking Mayans

Just a small sampling of some of the bullshit I ran across online today:

◆ A conservative sports group is warning that Bruce Jenner's transition to a woman will "embolden" athletes to "defy Biblical standards".

◆ John McCain is "still outraged" by last week's Henry Kissinger protesters at a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing.

◆ Val Kilmer may forgo treating a tumor in his throat because of his Christian Scientist religion.

◆ Hawaii state Rep. Bob McDermont is still trying desperately to ban same-sex marriage in the Aloha State.

◆ Senator Rand Paul says Vaccinations Can Lead to "Profound Mental Disorders."

◆ Harlem Hate Pastor to hold march against "Sodomite Cannibals."

◆ Lawmaker proposes bill to keep police body cam footage private.

◆ And lastly, to be filed under: what a surprise.