I’m Not Sure…

…how being forced to attend a mandatory company outing—and having to pay for the privilege ourselves—can be considered “getting the day off.”

Hey, we’re not known as “America’s second worst company to work for” for no reason!

Really, CNN? Really?

The other day I was in a McDonalds and imagine my surprise when I looked up and saw on the television that CNN was still running almost exclusive coverage on missing flight 370. My immediate reaction was:

As Seen on the Interwebs

“When I ask a fundamentalist, ‘Would you kill me if god told you to?’ they always dodge the question. It puts their beliefs face to face with the morality most humans have within their core.

“They’re forced into the uncomfortable position to either say they would kill me if they believed god told them to—which is clearly sociopathic behavior—or to admit that they have a sense of morality independent from religion.” 

Quote of the Day

“Let me just be candid. My party is full of racists. And the real reason a considerable portion of my party wants President Obama out of the White House has nothing to do with the content of his character, nothing to do with his competence as Commander in Chief and President, and everything to do with the color of his skin. And that’s despicable.” ~ Col. Lawrence Wilkerson, Former Powell Chief of Staff

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Service Providers

Comcast, Century Link, DirecTV…it doesn’t matter. ALL their customer service SUCKS and THEY DON’T CARE. They have you by the balls and they know it.