Gratuitous Sam Elliott

Because he came up in conversation the other day and the 72 year old still-studly actor has a new movie coming out.

Mr. Elliott, do you even know how many hours of masturbatory fodder you provided for gay boys growing up in the 70s with Lifeguard? DO YOU?

Dat ‘stache! (NSFW)

Having come of age in the late 70s and spending my sexually-formative 20s during the 1980s, there are still certain looks that never fail to capture my attention…

Who Knew?


I for one did not realize that H.G. Wells (author of War of the Worlds, The Time Machine, and many other classic pieces of sci-fi literature.) was such a hottie in his youth.