Someone needs a tongue bath.
We made it through one—maybe two (I can’t remember)—seasons of Kohli’s iZombie before giving up. It wasn’t a bad show. we just lost interest; probably from Zombie overload. At the time I think we were watching The Walking Dead and ZNation (which was a hoot before it started taking itself too seriously) in addition, and frankly there’s just so much of the undead anyone can take on a weekly basis..
Rahul has an active Instagram, in case you want to see more of him.
Not at all bad looking clean-shaven or with a bit of scruff…
But put a beard on the boy and…
🔥 HOLY FUCK! 🔥
Currently appearing in Spike TV’s The Mist
Just watched him in Devil. And because Daddy!
The infamous trouser snake has gotten loose again and was spotted roaming the streets of New York! Protect your wives! Protect your daughters! Protect your husbands and your sons!
…because every other picture I’ve seen of Mr. Hardwick shirtless indicates he’s either shaved to within an inch of his life or naturally smooth as a baby’s hind end. But it’s still nice to fantasize.
Because you can never have too much Jake in your diet.
Because why the hell not?
Last week I finished watching Nat Geo’s Genius, a fascinating 10-part miniseries chronicling the life and times of physicist Albert Einstein. Because of the way his story was presented (and because I don’t know enough about the life of the man to say otherwise) I came away from the series with a single thought: Einstein was a dick. A brilliant dick, yes. But still a dick.
In the final episode, Adam Garcia played WWII’s famous “catcher-cum-spy” Moe Berg, who was tasked with obtaining intelligence from—and assassinating if necessary—Werner Heisenberg (author of the famous Uncertaincy Principle) in regards to Nazi attempts to build an atomic bomb.
I was unfamiliar with Garcia’s work, but since he looked good enough to eat in Genius, so you can be assured I’ll be keeping an eye out for this actor in the future.
From Clash of the Titans (1981)
Sadly, Mr. Pigott-Smith is no longer with us, but I know he left an indelible impression on more than one horny gay boy in the 1980s with his portrayal of Thallo and that beard in this film.
Because he came up in conversation the other day and the 72 year old still-studly actor has a new movie coming out.
Mr. Elliott, do you even know how many hours of masturbatory fodder you provided for gay boys growing up in the 70s with Lifeguard? DO YOU?
Can you believe this man is FORTY TWO years old? There has to be a truly horrific, rapidly deteriorating portrait stashed in a basement somewhere.
But the love of all that is holy, Ryan, STOP SHAVING YOUR FUCKING CHEST!
Because all the cool kids are doin’ it…
Because why the hell not?
I don’t want to like ABC’s Time After Time. I really don’t. I know where the story’s going (jump to a different era in every episode as H.G. pursues the dastardly Jack The Ripper in order to save lives and stave off some future calamity), but I keep coming back to it. As my friend Mark said, “I know you. It’s got a dark haired Brit with a hairy chest and a beard.”
Regrettably, I really am that shallow. But to be perfectly honest, I couldn’t make it all the way through the most recent episode in one sitting. It was so…predictable…that halfway through I had to turn it off and return to it this evening.
Because who doesn’t like a fuzzy-faced Aussie in pseudo-cowboy drag? Unf.
Such a tease.