Category: Facial Hair

…to appreciate the awesomeness that is Jeremy Sisto's goatee?

I've always found Mr. McDermott hella sexy, but at the same time I've only seen him in serious roles (the masturbation scene in AHS Season One—OMG). In Fox's L.A. to Vegas, we get to see in something most definitely not serious. With him playing Captain Dave Pratman, I don't know if it's his comedic side shining through, the uniform, the mustache/soul patch, or a combination of all three, but damn, that man gives me impure thoughts!

Woof.

Everyone remembers Tom Selleck's 80s-era pornstache, but how many people know or remember that Jameson Parker also rocked one in Prince of Darkness? (Which in my opinion is one of the most under-appreciated films of the genre.) Unlike Selleck's 'stache (who I never really got off on) seeing Mr. Jameson's even after all these years still makes me weak in the knees.

Comedian Barry Rothbart. "I could look at that mustache of his all day long."